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senic adbedture 1

sanic was like "REEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M A SIREN" but then eggmin ws liek "fue" so he blue up and gev shedew a kaos emurld dn shedew ws liek "hu"

sanic asked "who r u" n shedew sed "im u but stronger" n he blue up kaos emureld n drunk coffic n explod into super shedew n super shedew wuz liek "."

sanic "."

both "."

eggmin w "."

sanic dick jump moby liek a metroid n sed "/" n sperm shedew becum irregulre shedew agen n shedew ws ":O" n sanic w ":)" n pnch shedew in kaoz emurlzdx

n dn snc jp nt a gbrge drunk n sed "2EZPI$$AKEK"

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senic adbedture 2

o fk

senic thut es he saugh dr pikmin pck up a gr8 enemi

a gr@m3r book

"senic" pikmin sed wid smile dat reeched unto de sun "i lrnd unglush"

"do u meen" sanec sed wid rised i-bra "inglosh"

"fuq"

upenin de buk 2 git gud, dr pikmin upnd de buk liek a cenn'd fud und red,

"Chaos Emerald."

senac scriimed n pein n clitched hus faec es hus theem sung untinsefuid "omailoah" sinoc winned es hee cltched faec wid messuve pein "sweat lohd if moth mircee eh em en pen"

dr pikmin leff'd

"hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" he leff'd "cent beet m3 n@o bcuz uf me unglosh"

but senec gut srs

eeting kaoz umurld torn hm onto sober sanic

"ono" pikmin screemd "nut sober sanic"

sober sanic wint liek "fuq" n blue op pikmin machina

"guuuuuuuuuuudfukkendemmit" dr pikmin ztyrered es hi n pikmin machina flohtd liek shiet "ill git u bek sanic" bt b4 he shit ip sanic gt 2 4@$7 n blue up dr pikmin machina's pikmin machina mech n sunt pikmin flyng rip dr pikmin machina pikmin machina mech

"ur 2 sl

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sanic adbedchure 3: a chaineg in qlan

sinac esked knackuz "w8 so m8 r u ginna gib kaoz imelrad"

"no"

"fuqin ydoh"

knaquz sleppd hos nees es hee leff'd. "o u soh phUnNe3 senic y gib u kaoz wen ders chili tacoo bellz"

":OOOOOO"

sinos through at is hend wid berry degermined luk "gimm" sanic sed "or i r8 ur b8 0/8"

"no"

"y"

"cuz"

"bt"

"eh"

"o"

"i"

"."

" "

senica thugged to homself "huh d i btea dis foo

"o i no"

so sanic sanic'd de sanicable sanic sanictim n nakuz wez liek "brigh y u do dis"

sinocsanic 8 de kaoz

"o"

"ye"

sanic becum supper sanic n shind wid sparseklez and liek ye so cool

-the enf-

senic adbedture 4 the wii u: kaoz in nigaragua

fuq

et al stated win senic n croo wr liek "y.e" but dn kaoz wes lkei "ehehheeeeegguh"

"u fuq ez kaoz wd da kaoz 0"

kaoz 0, wicch waz kaoz 0's little bruh's old bruh, fking throu e can opiner n ws liek "quelity shitpozt" n fking ate a kaoz emerld and fuq

"fuq"

fuq

so senic 2k kaoz umerlzzd frm frednis n sd "upn ur hrt its gnsa b leafgr"

super sanic

s.sanic flu real 4a$7 n punned perfucc kaoz un t faec n he wnt lek "o yeE"

bt den iggmen "o yeE"

"o yeE"

"yeE"

"yeE"

"ye-"

"fukken stahp"

-d end-

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